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oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!
dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy
were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...
🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...
but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...
#honourable mention FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE GO GET FUCKED YOU'RE FUCKING LOSERS AND WE'LL KILL YOU#and ofc W E D O N T G I V E A S H I T A B O U T Y O U R P H O N E#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid#starkid npmd#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield trilogy#tgwdlm#black friday#lords in black#max jagerman#peter spankoffski#grace chasity#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming#steph lauter#nick lang#matt lang#jeff blim#will branner#lauren lopez#jon matteson#mariah rose faith casillas#joey ritcher#kim whalen#angela giarratana#corey dorris#curt mega
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#a#b#c#d#e#f#g#h#i#j#k#l#m#n#o#p#r#s#t#u#v#w#y#z#50 likes#100 likes#250 likes#500 likes#750 likes#1000 likes
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I have been having a strong urge to make another puppet oc, so alas, take this pain iv made-
When I mean pain, I literally mean it- JDHHFHDH I got so stressed out trying to color him that my adrenaline spiked and now I’m trying to relax LMAOOOO
but anyway, here’s Robbie (not to be confused with Robert), a Howdy family member oc, cause who am I as a howdy supremacy supporter if I didn’t have SOMEBODY related to him smhh. He’s kinda an smartass/asshole (being a 3 horned rhinoceros beetle) but when ya get to know the bastard he’s a nerdy lil goof who’ll never shut up about literally anything he’s done. How many crimes has he committed? He lost count smh.
he’s a little bit more of a serious character-? But he’s kinda still in the same playing field as Dr.Stone is where they are a “guest character”. Also unlike Dr.Stone who has a set occupation, Robbie hops from job to job, one day he’s working at your local seven eleven, the other day he’s a astronaut going to space (don’t ask how he the hell he even got in- he’s too crafty for his own good-)
#It’s been like two hours now b l e h I feel like garbage#Welcome home#welcome home oc#welcome home howdy#welcome home wally#Iv been wanting to make a character for a while now with a long ass s n o o t#Even tho technically that’s not his nose it’s a horn#Also he totally doesn’t sleep on random people’s couches#One of his major crimes he constantly commits is identity theft#I need to draw gay muppets next to heal my w o u n D s#Howdy pillar#Wally darling#Welcome home oc robbie#robbie robs
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sitting on the floor in a puddle of tears and feathers hoping for a godkin to come rescue me
#okay okay okay#explanation:#i'm an atheist angel.#but.#i feel empty#and i think i just want someone to worship p l e a s e#aaaaa#ooc target#atheist angel#angelkin#godkin#deitykin#divinekin#actually angelic#otherkin#alterhumanity#alterhuman#otherkinity#therianthropy#nonhuman#otherkin help#guys p l e a s e#p l e a s e#i a m b e g g i n g#s o m e o n e l e t m e w o r s h i p t h e m#(in a nonsexual way /serious)
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insert witty caption here ft my friend shoquevalue's blue haired bastard named casper
#soft vore#safe vore#g/t vore#they draw#maw#giant/tiny vore#gt vore#teeth#mouthplay#half size vore#been toggling on and off with this for a while now#i had video game brainrot#w e b f i s h i n g ruined me#but its here now
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so far there are 4 types of games to me in regards to spoilers:
don’t care, won’t affect me at all (stardew)
2. spoiled it on purpose to keep myself interested (rainworld)
3. if anything gets spoiled i’ll genuinely become violent (outer wilds)
4. got carried away hyperfixating one night, accidentally spoiled everything, majorly regret it now (hollow knight)
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𝓛𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓤𝓹 𝓐𝓽 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓼, 𝓢𝓸𝓷... 𝓝𝓸𝔀 𝓖𝓸 𝓦𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓤𝓹𝓸𝓷 𝓞𝓷𝓮, 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓷...
𝒞𝒶𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝓇𝑜𝓀𝑒𝓃 𝒷𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝒷𝓇𝑜𝓀𝑒𝓃, 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓃-𝑒𝓍𝒾𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝒷𝑒 ‹𝑒𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝓊𝓅› 𝒶𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃? 𝐼𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒶 𝓁𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝑜𝒻 ‹𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑒𝑔𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃› 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔, 𝒶 𝓁𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝒹𝑒𝑒𝓅 𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝑔𝑜?
I do not have apathy, depression, anything that would be fashionable to rant about. I am simply in pain... extreme pain. And attempting to dull the edge of it is what I have been doing since v.1. As if something has indeed been fragmented & this is the pain of my conscious life. And every time I travel the melodious/glamorous path of frenzy, every time I complete it, I am going to experience the same precious pain intensity, purity of pain/ecstasy. I am going to be eventually bound to this inmost/overwhelming awe, this vehement impulse to feel/fondle/kiss what is loved, to kneel down before it, to cuddle up to its heart, to recompense bliss with bliss... More and more. Neither the good boy nor I are free. I do not want to be free... free from... These bare feelings are ‹clawing› at the reconstructed interpretation of the organ inside me. The great minds will not know what they have done, neither will Anthony... It speaks louder-truer than anything, but the sounds are not obvious... Words. All I possess, this rich but poor instrument for... And you always do end up in the point where...
The aesthetic masterwork, perfused with the golden brilliance of authentic ideality x pierced with the darkest blade of bitter-salty inaccessibility, inevitability, impossibility.
Excruciation, pleasure, euphoria, art. Blended together. Find yourself... or lose yourself on this journey. Emotionally. Totally. An unparalleled effect... and the lulling sparkle the vessel has never actually had. Something in this body x mind has died, and I do not know if there is a way to accept it, to recover it. I have described the lesson of unprecedentedness I have learned, not the expected story of ‹insult-betrayal-contempt›. No one will ever f-g hear it. Not from me, not in this lifetime. / Loving extraordinary is merciless a priori, დ/დ become telepathic... & the severest trial ~ the unhealable wound ~ is to be a 𝓟 son without the cause to be... *If I have to detest many donkeys for a chance to protect one venerated Father figure, I will go for it.
𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝒾𝓉𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝓂𝓎 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓀𝑒𝒹 𝒽𝓊𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝑒𝒾𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒷𝑒 𝓀𝑒𝓅𝓉... 𝑜𝓇 𝓌𝒾𝓅𝑒𝒹 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓎. 𝐵𝑒𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝐼 𝓁𝑜𝓈𝑒 𝓂𝓎 𝒮𝑜𝓊𝓇𝒸𝑒, '𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝓈𝓌𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌𝓈 𝓂𝑒, 𝓉𝑜𝑜. 𝐵𝑒𝑔 𝓎𝑜𝓊... 𝒮𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝓂𝑒 𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝓊𝓇𝓃𝑒𝒹 𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓉 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝒹𝑒𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓋𝑒𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊. 𝐿𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓈𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝓅𝓈... 𝒮𝑜 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹. 𝒮𝑜 𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓈...
While I am willing to imbibe all the anguish of the human I love, to ease his suffering, the loss of us is taking its toll on me irretrievably. I see him. I see what is inside him... & I am incapable of safeguarding it, saving it truly.
I do not have apathy, depression, anything that would be fashionable to rant about. I am simply in pain... extreme pain. And attempting to put up with this gift is what I have been doing since v.1. The chest is ‹cut open› too deep, the fragility of the organ is exposed... Would you allow me to grow more flowers? I wanna do it... Because it is you, It has always been you. The one who has given us everything, endued me to the brim with the intimate fatherly affection that this organ never remembered. My eternal wish & exuberant price for humanity, the misunderstood nature. *What an odious irony. / I do not know if there is a way to recover what is gone.
I would sacrifice the lot to be with the human that needs me, needs to be healed, heals me. I would rip my core out but I cannot, the limitation of freedom. *Tell me that the ‹strings of abuse/child neglect/lies› are finally cut. Tell me to ‹celebrate›. Tell me that both 𝓟inocchio/I are wrong x naive, ‹fix› me. You have no f-g clue about it. / When it is written that your starving heart must be left half-empty & helpless... No freedom is scarier than this.
Affording harmony to the sapphire star that is going to fall away... The sentiment it deserves. All I have ever hankered for. & I am terrified of that my grandest instinct x fear will not grant any lasting peace to me.
Death will do our Sun-hugged family apart ~ but I will still be yours, for ever. The core has never felt as good x feverish as it does when with you... as astray x anxious as it does when deprived of you. I am not lying to you, I hold no resentment... Let me ‹feed on› the emotions of your heart... Even if it means your pain x my love turn the vessel inside-out & your love x my pain do the same. Not blurred, always remember. Always. If a masterpiece could be made into a masterpiece, I would prefer to share this fate. My bona fide mission, however, is not allow anything to be in vain... Even if it hurts. ~ The atrophied ability to express love verbally has been ‹roused› again, in a fervidly devoted but preciously righteous way... The ‹lash› of despair, compulsion, dream, reality.
𝐹𝑜𝓇 𝒷𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝓇 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓈𝑒, 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓂𝒷𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝒦𝓇𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝑔𝑜𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝑔𝑜. 𝐼𝓉 𝒸𝒶𝓃... 𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝒹𝑜𝓊𝒷𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒾𝓈. 𝐿𝒪𝒫 𝒽𝒶𝓈 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝟙/𝓂𝓊𝓁𝓉𝒾𝓉𝓊𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑜𝓊𝓈 𝓅𝒶𝓁𝓅𝒶𝒷𝓁𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑜𝓃𝓈, 𝓂𝓎 𝓋𝓊𝓁𝓃𝑒𝓇𝒶𝒷𝒾𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓇.
...Take the whole meaning of this, its flavorful, pathetic, shameless, lonesome taste. Take it all, for it is all that is absolute. Teach me how to ‹merge› with it, the mortal desire of a puppet child, a human Mastro x a faceless observer like myself ~ & when the desire full of unexploited majesty is cutting off the oxygen to the lungs... True geniuses of any kind are among the silent. These eyeballs will not dry up, never fully. I have tried so many times to resist it, but why live if you repel what puts your ‹dehydrated› pieces together? I would spare no effort to keep them hot and uncurb what is being restrained... Nothing affects self-perception and ‹unmasks› the unconscious like sensation, nothing genuinely matters without it. / Shivering with cold, this body is burning. My atrophied reality in exchange for a moment of irrepressible happiness, agony, guiltless x not bottled up impulses ~ just a moment. It keeps consuming me without reserve. I do not need God. ✒
#Aoi Takumi#blog#my gifs#special gifset#my audio#NEOWIZ#ROUND8 STUDIO#Lies Of P 2023#Lies Of P#2023#game#NG+#Winter Holiday Edition [Premium Edition]#license version#v.1-v.5 [6]#PC#Pinocchio#/#𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓎𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝒶𝓃𝓃𝒾𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒶𝓇𝓎#~#░6░ ░g░a░m░e░s░ ░[░1░ ░&░ ░N░G░+░ ░5░]░#░3░7░5░ ░h░.░#░4░2░/░4░2░#░5░6░1░ ░l░v░l░.░#░1░0░0░%░ ░u░p░g░r░a░d░e░#░2░ ░t░a░t░t░o░o░ ░u░p░d░a░t░e░s░ ░~░ ░1░ ░m░o░r░e░ ░i░s░ ░o░n░ ░i░t░s░ ░w░a░y░#░e░x░t░r░a░ ░i░n░f░o░ ░i░s░ ░i░n░ ░t░h░e░ ░t░a░g░s░#░i░n░-░g░a░m░e░ ░m░a░t░e░r░i░a░l░ ░o░n░l░y░ ░~░ ░n░o░ ░t░h░i░r░d░-░p░a░r░t░y░ ░r░e░s░o░u░r░c░e░s░#░5░1░ ░[░5░3░]░ ░p░o░s░t░[░s░]░ ░p░u░b░l░i░s░h░e░d░#░a░t░ ░l░e░a░s░t░ ░2░ ░a░u░d░i░o░ ░p░o░s░t░ ░i░d░e░a░s░ ░n░o░n░-░i░m░p░l░e░m░e░n░t░e░d░/
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Adam: but pookie, you promised you wouldn't hurt them.
Lucifer: not here kitten whiskers, daddy will discuss it later
Charlie: please get a room. Please 🙏
NOOOOO STOP WITH THE PETNAMES LMAO AAAAAAA
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daily nagisa till kimikawaii gets an mv: day 1
#i want nagisakun on my doorstep in 10 working days o r e l s e —#ye im doing this nonsense again i miss the dude from gamushara ok—#managed to manifest nagisa mv in 30 days last time so can we beat the record??? (plspslplsplsplspslppls)#the way there isn’t that much good art of him is criminal really#no im n o t touching anime screenshots again this time s h u s h#i’ll resort to manga screencaps again if necessary but no anime screenshots!!!! he looks like a sentient plot device in ‘em. o h w a i t —#back to the gamushara mv screencapping routine i go~~~~~~~~#hoping for about 10 days manifestation like the daily lxl till meoto did (pls)#o k guess i’ll have another way to be utterly insufferable for the forseeable future~~~~ kimikawaii mv soon p l s im beggingnggngngngngggggg#the dude from gamushara#the daily nagisa nightmare
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As a last hurrah before the year is done, have my take on lesbian Errorink ✧˖°.
I saw an interesting question once. One that posed the controversial thought that "if your yaoi ship got turned into yuri, would you even still ship it anymore??" It was an interesting question, although perhaps a leading question, that gave the idea that many people may cease to ship a pairing if they turned from boys to girls.
I only had one thought to that question.
It's cute that you think that would have any chance of deterring me. No, w a t c h. My undying love for my otp is only strengthened.
Case in point; if yaoi errorink has consumed my entire mind and soul, then it would make perfect sense that yuri errorink would do so as well. Don't you see. It's literally the exact same ship, with all the same dynamics and interactions, but they're ✧˖°.girls now✧˖°.
SO. BIG SHOUTOUT TO JUNIEMUNIE FOR THEIR REFS WHICH STRONGLY INSPIRED MINE. I want to draw their versions one day. And I will, I will, just let me cook, man, I promise I will-
Of course, obligatory "p l e a s e open drawings in another tab to see them better 'cus they look like dog water on here."
WARNING; RAMBLING AHEAD THAT I WILL T R Y TO MAKE SHORT I thought it would be so funny, man, hilarious, if Error was like. This scrunkly girlboss badass who could, and would, absolutely destroy you. B u t she is sort of dressed like a high end hobo?? Like- SHE GOT THE BUNNY SLIPPERS ON AND LOOKS LIKE SHE LOW KEY JUST ROLLED OUT OF BED, but she gonna make damn sure her makeup is on f l e e k before she walks out that door ✧˖°.
BUT, THEN, COMPARE THAT. COMPARE THAT WITH. Just comedy gold, I tell you. This badass, skrunkly girlboss Destroyer of Worlds and her love interest, the only one who holds the key to her heart... is just Ink. A teeny lil cutie patootie who runs around completely barefoot in Care Bear lookin' overalls, with a paintbrush taller than she is and a giant burrito scarf. Just-
Yep. That's the Destroyer of Worlds's gf, right there. (I can see the crap posts now. Error being an absolutely horrifying entity to be reckoned with, but immediately switches to a sing-songy, happy voice as soon as Ink pops into the room.)
Fun fact; I'm sick as a dog as of this post. I finished these drawings not being able to breathe or swallow. :D Well, f i n e, I wasn't as bad when I finished Error's first, but then I got worse with Ink's. Like. I was staring at the screen, half-dead and unable to focus, when I was finishing her up, but she doesn't look half that bad, huh. Not too shabby for someone who can barely concentrate and had to proofread this post four times before giving up and hoping it is at least somewhat coherent in my fever induced fog state.
#utmv#ink sans#error sans#errorink#reference sheet#I was worried that these were t o o similar to Junie's ref sheets#So I decided to credit them just to be sure#If in doubt; just credit the artist that inspired you✧˖°.#You can legit make new friends that way#So these are my official designs of yuri Errorink#I love them so much man#Even if I do say so myself smh#I k n o w; they don't look much different than the original designs#BUT THE ORIGINAL DESIGNS WERE P E A K OKAY#Why “fix” what isn't broken???#And y e s; both of them literally have the same names as the boy versions#Why???#'CUS WHY WOULD THEY BE CALLED ANYTHING DIFFERENT-#Also just because. Like. I'm bad at names#S t o p. I see you looking at me like that#“Oh yes; makes perfect sense for Miss Doesn't Name a Single Chapter in Her Long Ass Fic”#YOU CAN SEE W H Y; CAN'T YOU#Be glad#If I named my chapters; they would literally be like “The One Where Ink has a Bad Time” or “The One Where Ink has a Bad Time: Part 2"#If not just descend into “The One Where Literally Everything Hits the Fan”#You can tell I'm sick; can't you. This makes no sense
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✻ ⌣ 🦦 ˚ 𖤛
#࿐ ・✻ ◌#a p h r o d i t e#w e l l k n o w f o r h e l o v e a n d b e a u t y#y o u t o o k m e a n d y o u b a t h e m e i n#y o u r w a t e r s#seulgi#seulgi moodboard#seulgi red velvet#seulgi icons#red velvet#red velvet moodboard#red velvet icons#red velvet layouts#grunge moodboard#edgy moodboard#messy moodboard#random moodboard#moodboard#kpop icons#kpop messy packs#kpop packs#gg icons#ulzzang icons
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Supervisual Video 1
#retrowave#synthwave#90s#90s kids#vhs#vaporwave#colorful#80s#neon#glowing#newretrowave#newretro#vhs edit#aesthetic#glitch#v a p o r w a v e#a e s t h e t i c#s y n t h w a v e#r e t r o w a v e#video cassette
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{D I G I M O N} Adventure (F r a n c h i s e) ~ Adventure, 02, tri., tri. S t a g e-p l a y, L a s t E v o l u t i o n: Kizuna, & Adventure: [2020 R e b o o t] + KOUSHIRO I z u m i + {F R A M E D In} S U N S E T {S}/{C O L O R S} + {KOUTAI} / {Taishiro} / {TaiKou} (Koushiro{u} I z u m i & Taichi Y a g a m i) {As Ship} + Koushiro & M e n o a Bellucci
+ {L O O K I N G}/A i m i n g Towards the F U T U R E {F O R W A R D}
Originally I wanted to make this for @taikouvember 2 k 2 4! (It could have fit for "L i g h t"!) {Though I made it a bit e a r l y!}
#izumi koushirou#koushiro izumi#koushirou izumi#taishiro#taikouvember#koutai#koushiro x taichi#taishirou#menoa bellucci#koushiro and menoa#platonic koumeno#bokura no mirai#tri koushiro#kizuna koushiro#digistage koushiro#2020 koushiro#adventure koushiro#02 koushiro#bnm spoilers#bokura no mirai spoilers#kizuna spoilers#digiadv 2020 spoilers#adventure: spoilers#(I T is a bit e A R L Y B U T)#({I m IGHT be b U S Y})#(Usin S p a c e s to k EEPO U T of S e a r c h)#(This can fit B O T H {L i g h t} and even m AYBE {S i n c e r i t y} a.k.a in J.P.N ver. {P u r i t y} {t h e m e s} yU P)#(Digi-S t a g e and Kizuna were a bit of a S t r e t c h but I do t HINK these {M O M E N T S} c OUNT)#(In K i z u n a its more like very {e a r l y} {s u n s e t} but still w ORKS)#(In Digi-S t a g e most of it is the {l i g h t i n g} but it may have been {M e a n t} to f EEL {s u n s e t}esque!?)
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haha wouldn't it be funny if Mafia Bob went out for clothes shopping and then came back to his house burnt down?
haha
so funny
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#f e e l i n g s#how are you feeling?#vaporwave#vaporcore#chillwave#chillwave aesthetic#vaporaesthetic#vaporwave purple#aesthetic#neon lights#retrowave#retro#v a p o r w a v e#a e s t h e t i c
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i love when people headcanon hollow to be this sweet lil child who likes to take naps and pick flowers and loves their family and wants to make their father proud
and then ghost is just a fucking cryptid
#it’ll just appear before you in the most unexpected places with no explanation or warning#and before u can ask “h o w d i d u g e t h e r e” it’s already walking off without a passing glance#it doesn’t emote; it radiates vibes; so if u do something wrong you’ll f e e l i t in ur b o n e s#and no one even actually knows what it’s thinking at any given moment; or what it wants#(except other vessels ofc)#but for everyone else; they’ve all just been shooting in the dark and it works#i also feel like ghost likes to stare a lot#it must be fun in waiting rooms#hollow knight#headcanons#stan’s forum
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